01 · Strategy
Full-funnel digital strategy
Audits, roadmaps, and channel mixes that don’t read like a textbook. We zoom out, zoom in, and delete anything that doesn’t push revenue or sanity forward.
Shakira Bacon
Rainbow-Powered Digital Marketing
Beta Studio
Professional-ish. Deliciously ridiculous.
Digital marketing that’s
crispy, loud & actually effective.
Shakira Bacon is a boutique studio for brands that want grown-up performance with main-character energy — strategy, ads, and creative that convert without feeling corporate beige.
Currently: building spicy case studies, over-analysing your CTR, and asking “but what if this was actually fun?” in every meeting.
Campaign Snapshot · v0.1
Bacon Mode: ON
Click-through glow-up
+143%
From “meh” to “wait, what?”
Ad spend sanity
On track
We spiral over the numbers so you don’t.
- SB Full-funnel strategy with the energy of a project-managed group chat.
- AB A/B tests that answer “is this working or are we just vibing?”
- UGC Native-feeling content that’s suspiciously good at printing revenue.
Services
What’s on the Shakira Bacon menu?
We’re rolling out offers in stages. For now, think smart strategy, spicy performance, and creative that feels human — not like a sad dashboard.
02 · Performance
Paid media with feelings
Meta, TikTok, Google, LinkedIn — planned, tested, and iterated until the dashboards start flirting with you. No “set and forget”. Only “set and obsess”.
03 · Creative
Creative & UGC direction
Hooks, scripts, and concepts that look native, scroll-stopping and a little too effective for something this unserious.
Process
How we work (the bacon protocol)
Underneath the jokes: a suspiciously rigorous process. Data, creative, and communication all get equal custody.
Step 1
Audit & diagnosis
We dissect your marketing like a forensic scientist with a ring light: channels, funnels, tracking, messaging, and the vibes.
Step 2
Strategy & test plan
A focused test plan, not a 60-slide deck. Clear hypotheses, clear metrics, and plenty of room for chaotic brilliance.
Step 3
Execution & iteration
We launch, learn, and iterate fast. Transparent reporting, weekly check-ins, and zero gate-keeping on what’s actually working.
Contact
Ready for your marketing glow-up?
No 37-field form. Just an email, some context, and we’ll come back with sensible next steps and probably one unreasonably bold idea.
Tell us what you’re trying to fix, launch, or resurrect.
New brand, plateaued growth, broken tracking, or general “our ads feel like a beige PowerPoint”? We love a mess with potential.
📮 business@shakirabacon.com
Include your website, main channels, and approximate monthly ad spend if you already run campaigns.
We’ll reply with availability and options.
Prefer structured chaos? Copy this into your email and fill it in. We respect an organised overshare.
Brand / Company
Acme Corp but make it hot
Biggest marketing headache
Pick one (or more)
▢ Our ads don’t convert · ▢ No clear strategy · ▢ Launching something new · ▢ Tracking is chaos
Approx. monthly ad budget
£ — happy to discuss
Ideal timeline
ASAP / This quarter / Just exploring
Paste this into your email to business@shakirabacon.com and we’ll take it from there.